pumpkinkraken:

which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

I couldn’t believe a dream was something I could find just by looking.

coalgirls:

i cant believe i lived through to see naruto end 

feels-and-things:

totaldanganfalls:

sweetbranandhellahodor:

spoopythewitty:

hipstercanada:

braginskey:

but what if your favorite character found your blog and then confronted you about it

"you called me a nerd"

"you said i belong in a trash can"

"what do you mean, ‘i’m dead’"

"You want to do WHAT to me"

"You.. ‘ship’ me with… WHO?"

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

ackerman-relatable:

redder-than-blood:

levis-short-ass:

He is beauty. He is grace.

He’s gonna kick your face.

gonna save the human race

the love you inherit is called fate
now move on with a smile

aphswede:

Anime trash???? more like anime compost save the earth kids 

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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